These are the words that are so unique and loaded in
meaning that they will never find a direct translation
in the English language. Forget traditional
dictionaries. keep this.
1. Achuchu (A-chu-chu). This refers to the pointless
insincerities being
said during long, involved conversations about nothing
at all.
2. Ano (A-noh) The all-around, all-purpose word for
everything.
(1) Pronoun in interrogation: Ano? (What)
(2) Noun: Where is your ano? (Where is your
father/mother/dead-uncle's-second-cousin)
(3) Verb: Anuhin this. (Paint/kill/maim/castrate
this.)
(4) Adjective: This is so ano. (This is so
pretty/big/astounding.)
(5) Interjection: Ano! (What the hell!)
(6) Substitute for genitalia: Did you ano your ano?
The use of ano is quite dangerous for the untrained
ear, and must be put
into the proper setting. "Honey, the ano is too long,
we have to cut it,"
must be accompanied by the proper understanding of the
context, as results
may be critical to a couple's future.
3. Booba (boo-bah). A female blessed with larger than
usual mammary glands,
which can be used as weapons of mass destruction.
4. Checheboreche (Che-che-boh-re-che) Same as achuchu.
It is interesting to
ponder on the reason why there are so many words in
the Filipino language
that beautifully describe meaningless chatter.
5. Epal (Eh-pal). An individual who believes he is
God.
6. Gigil (gee-gil). An uncontrollable desire to bite
something.
7. Hipon (Hee-pon). Literally "shrimp," whose body is
eaten while its head
is thrown away, this refers to a female whose body is
to die for and whose
face looks like it belongs to the dead.
8. Kikay (kee-kay). Refers to individuals who carry a
brush, hand wash,
moisturizer, lip-gloss and various other facial
enhancements in a case
(aptly called a kikay kit) inside her bag. Recent
inspections of various
backpacks have led to the conclusion it is not a
purely female trait. This
breed cannot resist checking themselves out on
mirrors, glass windows,
bread
knives, sidewalk puddles and plastic-covered
notebooks.
9. Kaekekan (Ka-ek-e-kahn) Same as achuchu and
chechebureche.
10. Kilig (keel-leg). A rush of excitement due to the
actions, presence or
even mention of he whom you see as the future father
of your children.
11. Laglag-brip (lag-lag-brip). The female counterpart
of laglag-panti
12. Laglag-panti (lag-lag-pan-tee). A man so
incredibly hot, so
heart-stoppingly gorgeous and oozing with masculinity
that female underwear
(whether worn by males or females) falls to the ground
without effort
whatsoever.
13. Indyanero (In-jan-neh-ro). An individual who fails
to appear at an
appointment without prior warning. Not to be confused
with individuals who
appear according to Filipino time (approximately 10
minutes before the
meeting is to end)
14. Japorms (Jah-porms). Describes an individual
dressed differently from
the usual (typically involves clothes that have been
laundered and pant
legs
of roughly the same length).
15. Lagot (Lah-got) A prophesy of evil things to come.
16. Para (Pah-rah). A term that informs the driver of
a jeep to stop and
pause (usually in the middle of the road) as the
individual speaking
intends
to leave the vehicle. Dangerous for individuals as
drivers seem to believe
having one foot in the air is all that is necessary
for descent.
17. Takusa (Ta-kuh-sa). Derived from takot sa asawa
(afraid of wife), this
is a term used to describe the silent (very silent)
minority of males
married to feminine reincarnations of Hitler.
18. Torpe (tore-peh). A gentleman who is desperately
attracted to a female
yet by some strange compulsion is reduced to a frozen
mound of stuttering
male whenever that female is near.
Armed with this list and a smile, you will be sure to
make the proper
impression not just on your new relations, but on your
loved one as well.
Now let's practice:
"Honey, when I first saw you, I made laglag brip, and
was almost torpe.
When I finally got the nerve to date you, I almost
became indyanero, because I
didn't think I had the right japorms. When you're
around, I'm kilig, when
you're not, I get gigil. You may think all this is
achuchu, kaekekan, just
chechecoreche, but in truth, my love, I'm so ano with
you."
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
Nung ikaw ay bata ba......
Nung ikaw ay bata... nagawa mo ba to?--
*kumakain ka ba ng aratilis?
*nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing soapy bubbles na hihipan mo sa binilog na tanggkay ng walis tingting?
*pinipilit ka ba matulog ng nanay mo pag hapon at di ka papayagan maglaro pag di ka natulog?
*marunong ka magpatintero, saksak puso, langit-lupa, teleber-teleber, luksong tinik?
*malupit ka pag meron kang atari, family computer or nes?
*alam mo ang silbi ng up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, a, b, start? - hehehe 30 lives sa Contra
*may mga damit ka na U.S.E.D., Boy London, Cross Colors, Esprit, Blowing Bubbles at pag nakakakita ka ng Bench na damit eh naalala mo si Richard Gomez?
*addict ka sa rainbow brite, carebears, my little pony, thundercats, bioman, voltes v, mazinger z, daimos, he-man at marami pang cartoons na hindi pa translated sa tagalog?
*nanonood ka ng shaider kasi nabobosohan mo si annie at type na type mo ang puting panty nya? - mismo.
*marunong ka mag wordstar at nakahawak ka na talaga ng 5.25 na floppy disk?
*inaabangan mo lagi ang batibot at akala mo magkakatuluyan si kuya bodgie at ate sienna... nung high school ka inaabangan mo lagi beverly
hills 90210?
*gumagamit ka ng AQUANET para pataasin ang bangs mo?
*meron kang blouse na may padding kung babae ka at
meron kang sapatos na mighty kid kung lalake ka?
*nangongolekta ka ng paper stationaries at mahilig ka magpapirma sa slumbook mo para lang malaman mo kung sino ang crush ng type mo?
*kilala mo si manang bola at ang sitsiritsit girls?e si luning-ning at luging-ging?
*alam mo ibig sabihin ng time space warp at di mo makakalimutan ang time space warp chant? - ngayun din!
*idol mo si McGyver at nanonood kang perfect strangers?
*eto malupet... six digits! lang ba ang phone number nyo dati?
*nakakatawag ka pa sa pay phone ng 3 bentesingko lang ang dala?
*cute pa si aiza seguerra sa eat bulaga at alam mo ang song na "eh kasi bata"?
*inabutan mo ba na ang Magnolia Chocolait eh nasa glass bottle pa na ginagawang lalagyan ng tubig ng nanay mo sa ref?
*meron kang pencil case na maraming compartments na pinagyayabang mo sa mga kaklase mo?
*noon mo pa hinahanap kung saan ang Goya Fun Factory?
*alam mo lyrics ng "tinapang bangus" at "alagang-alaga namin si puti"?
*alam mo ang kantang "gloria labandera".. lumusong sha sa tubig ang paa ay nabasa at ang "1, 2, 3, asawa ni marie"... hehehehehe?
*sosyal ka pag may play-doh ka at Lego... at nag-iipon ka ng G.I. Joe action figures at iba pa ang mukha ni barbie noon?
*inabutan mo pa yung singkong korteng bulaklak at yung diyes na square?
*lumaki kang bobo dahil ang akala mo nangangagat talaga ang alimango sa kantang tong-tong-tong... diba naninipit yun?
*alam mo yung kwento ng pari na binigyan ng pera yung batang umakyat ng puno para bumili ng panty... and shempre, alam mo rin ba kung ano binigay nya sa nanay nung umakyat ng puno?
*meron kang kabisadong kanta ni andrew e na alam mo hanggang ngayon.. aminin? - Binibirocha
*laging lampin ang sinasapin sa likod mo pag pinapawisan ka?
*bumibili ka ng tarzan, texas at bazooka bubble gum... tira-tira, at yung kending bilog na sinawsaw sa asukal?
*kinukupit mo pa at nanonood ka ng mga porno tapes ng tatay mo na nasa BETAMAX format pa... at sanay ka tawagin ang porni as BOLD?
*takot ka dumating ang year 2000 dahil sabi nla magugunaw daw ang mundo?
KUNG ALAM MO LAHAT DITO LAGPAS KA NA NG 25 YEARS OLD... KAPAG HALOS LAHAT ALAM MO, NASA 23-25 KA... tigil na edad natin dito ah... WAG KA NA MAG DENY.. TUMAWA KA NA
LANG... DIBA .75CENTAVOS PA LANG PAMASAHE SA JEEP NUN AT MAS MASARAP ANG MELLOW YELLOW KESA MOUNTAIN DEW? HAHAHAHAH
*kumakain ka ba ng aratilis?
*nagpipitpit ng gumamela para gawing soapy bubbles na hihipan mo sa binilog na tanggkay ng walis tingting?
*pinipilit ka ba matulog ng nanay mo pag hapon at di ka papayagan maglaro pag di ka natulog?
*marunong ka magpatintero, saksak puso, langit-lupa, teleber-teleber, luksong tinik?
*malupit ka pag meron kang atari, family computer or nes?
*alam mo ang silbi ng up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, a, b, a, b, start? - hehehe 30 lives sa Contra
*may mga damit ka na U.S.E.D., Boy London, Cross Colors, Esprit, Blowing Bubbles at pag nakakakita ka ng Bench na damit eh naalala mo si Richard Gomez?
*addict ka sa rainbow brite, carebears, my little pony, thundercats, bioman, voltes v, mazinger z, daimos, he-man at marami pang cartoons na hindi pa translated sa tagalog?
*nanonood ka ng shaider kasi nabobosohan mo si annie at type na type mo ang puting panty nya? - mismo.
*marunong ka mag wordstar at nakahawak ka na talaga ng 5.25 na floppy disk?
*inaabangan mo lagi ang batibot at akala mo magkakatuluyan si kuya bodgie at ate sienna... nung high school ka inaabangan mo lagi beverly
hills 90210?
*gumagamit ka ng AQUANET para pataasin ang bangs mo?
*meron kang blouse na may padding kung babae ka at
meron kang sapatos na mighty kid kung lalake ka?
*nangongolekta ka ng paper stationaries at mahilig ka magpapirma sa slumbook mo para lang malaman mo kung sino ang crush ng type mo?
*kilala mo si manang bola at ang sitsiritsit girls?e si luning-ning at luging-ging?
*alam mo ibig sabihin ng time space warp at di mo makakalimutan ang time space warp chant? - ngayun din!
*idol mo si McGyver at nanonood kang perfect strangers?
*eto malupet... six digits! lang ba ang phone number nyo dati?
*nakakatawag ka pa sa pay phone ng 3 bentesingko lang ang dala?
*cute pa si aiza seguerra sa eat bulaga at alam mo ang song na "eh kasi bata"?
*inabutan mo ba na ang Magnolia Chocolait eh nasa glass bottle pa na ginagawang lalagyan ng tubig ng nanay mo sa ref?
*meron kang pencil case na maraming compartments na pinagyayabang mo sa mga kaklase mo?
*noon mo pa hinahanap kung saan ang Goya Fun Factory?
*alam mo lyrics ng "tinapang bangus" at "alagang-alaga namin si puti"?
*alam mo ang kantang "gloria labandera".. lumusong sha sa tubig ang paa ay nabasa at ang "1, 2, 3, asawa ni marie"... hehehehehe?
*sosyal ka pag may play-doh ka at Lego... at nag-iipon ka ng G.I. Joe action figures at iba pa ang mukha ni barbie noon?
*inabutan mo pa yung singkong korteng bulaklak at yung diyes na square?
*lumaki kang bobo dahil ang akala mo nangangagat talaga ang alimango sa kantang tong-tong-tong... diba naninipit yun?
*alam mo yung kwento ng pari na binigyan ng pera yung batang umakyat ng puno para bumili ng panty... and shempre, alam mo rin ba kung ano binigay nya sa nanay nung umakyat ng puno?
*meron kang kabisadong kanta ni andrew e na alam mo hanggang ngayon.. aminin? - Binibirocha
*laging lampin ang sinasapin sa likod mo pag pinapawisan ka?
*bumibili ka ng tarzan, texas at bazooka bubble gum... tira-tira, at yung kending bilog na sinawsaw sa asukal?
*kinukupit mo pa at nanonood ka ng mga porno tapes ng tatay mo na nasa BETAMAX format pa... at sanay ka tawagin ang porni as BOLD?
*takot ka dumating ang year 2000 dahil sabi nla magugunaw daw ang mundo?
KUNG ALAM MO LAHAT DITO LAGPAS KA NA NG 25 YEARS OLD... KAPAG HALOS LAHAT ALAM MO, NASA 23-25 KA... tigil na edad natin dito ah... WAG KA NA MAG DENY.. TUMAWA KA NA
LANG... DIBA .75CENTAVOS PA LANG PAMASAHE SA JEEP NUN AT MAS MASARAP ANG MELLOW YELLOW KESA MOUNTAIN DEW? HAHAHAHAH
JOKE TIME !!!!
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sinunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito
uwi agad ako..
Lasing (takot): may multo sa banyo natin!
Wife: ha? Bkit?
Lasing: kasi bumubukas yung ilaw pag papasok ako ng banyo eh.
Wife: punyeta ka! ikaw pala umiihi sa ref!
1st night lola wear see thru dress, lolo didn't react...
2nd night lola wear t-back, lolo still deadma...
3rd nyt lola all naked, lolo said "anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!"
DAD: anak, bili mo ko softdrinx
ANAK: Coke or pepsi?
D: Coke
A: Diet or regular?
D: regular
A: bote o can?
D: bote
A: 8 oz o litro?
D: Punyeta!! tubig na lang!
A: viva o wilkins?
AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin mo!
INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili
Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro: ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay mo?
J: Baraha.
Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili nko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw
na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about you FAMILY!
RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space
USA: we're 1st in the moon
ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun
USA: u can't go der, ul burn
ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go der at NIGHT!
KRIMINAL1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?"
KRIMINAL2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya!
Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya."
HUSBAND: Sinunod ko lang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya ito
uwi agad ako..
Lasing (takot): may multo sa banyo natin!
Wife: ha? Bkit?
Lasing: kasi bumubukas yung ilaw pag papasok ako ng banyo eh.
Wife: punyeta ka! ikaw pala umiihi sa ref!
1st night lola wear see thru dress, lolo didn't react...
2nd night lola wear t-back, lolo still deadma...
3rd nyt lola all naked, lolo said "anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!"
DAD: anak, bili mo ko softdrinx
ANAK: Coke or pepsi?
D: Coke
A: Diet or regular?
D: regular
A: bote o can?
D: bote
A: 8 oz o litro?
D: Punyeta!! tubig na lang!
A: viva o wilkins?
AMO: sagutin mo ang telepon inday!
INDAY: (baligtad ang hawak) hilo? hilo?
AMO: baligtarin mo!
INDAY: lohi? lohi?
AMO: telepon ang baligtarin mo!
INDAY: Puntili, puntili
Juan: bday ng asawa ko
Pedro: ano regalo mo?
Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya.
P: ano naman sinabi?
J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND.
P: ano binigay mo?
J: Baraha.
Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili nko ng hearing aid. Grabe! ang linaw
na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang
Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true! My dad sez we are descendants of an Ape!
Teacher: We are not talking about you FAMILY!
RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space
USA: we're 1st in the moon
ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun
USA: u can't go der, ul burn
ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go der at NIGHT!
KRIMINAL1: "Pare, sigurado ka bang dito dadaan yung papatayin natin?"
KRIMINAL2: "Oo, nagtataka nga ako, 1 oras na tayo dito wala parin siya!
Sana naman wlang nangyaring masama sa kanya."
Sex scandals ...tabi-tabi po
For matured minds...just for fun!!!
Tatlong nagyayabangan na daga ...
Daga 1: kakain ako ng keso na may rat-killer!
Daga 2: ha!!! kakain ako ng keso sa mouse trap!!!
Daga 3: tsk! tsk! tsk! manood kayo!!!! manrereyp ako ng pusa!!!
========================================
Dalawang cra ulo....
SIRAULO 1: Magaling ka na ba?
SIRAULO 2: Oo namn!!!
SIRAULO 1: Talaga?...kaya mo bng 2mawid sa ilaw ng flashlight ko?
SIRAULO 2: Ano ko cra? e pano kung patayin mo flashlyt mo?...e d Nalaglag
pa ko!!!
===========================================
SON: dady...baket umuungol c mommy kagabi? my sakit ba cya?
DAD: wala anak... happy lng cya.
SON: ibig sabihin, gabi-gabi cyang hapi kahit nung nasa states ka pa?
============================================
YEAR 2005....
Prosti 1: sa sobrang hirap ng panahon ngaun,kahit 200 payag na ko.
Prosti 2: ako kahit 100..payag na!
Prosti 3: ako nga blowjob for free! may makain lng!!!
===========================================
isang gabi...
WIFE: di ako makatulog dahil sa lamok. mag-SEX muna tayo!
HUSBAND: anong akala mo sa TITI ko?....katol!!!! matulog ka na!!!!
===========================================
a man was cornered by a lion. he prayed..."Lord, pls make dis lion a
christian".
d lion suddenly knelt down and prayed....
LION: "bless this food that i'm about to receive thru Christ our LORD,
amen."
==============================================
After having sex, panay pa rin ang hawak ng girl sa organ ng lalaki....
BF: Gusto mo pa ulit?
GIRL: hindi..namimiss ko lng.......meron kc ako nito dati e....
===========================================
MRS: bilis dad! nahulog cel ko sa panty ko!!!! ..nagba-vibrate!!!
MR: e anong gagawin ko? kukunin ko sa panty mo?
MRS: gago!!!! kunin mo ung charger at baka malowbat!!!!
========================================
Anak: nay!!! my mens na ko!
Nay: ano kulay...aber?
Anak: dark brown nay!
Nay: lintik na bata to!!!! LBM yan!!! hala..maghugas ka na ng pwet!
ambisyosong BAKLA to!!!
==========================================
Convict: father...4give me 4 i have sinned...
Pari: sabihin mo lahat ng kasalanan mo anak.
Convict: father, pinatay ko lahat ng naniniwala sa diyos.kau ba naniniwala
sa kanya?
Pari: CNO UN?
========================================
GIRL: Hide and seek tayo. if u find me, papayag akong makipag-sex sayo...
BOY: e kung di kita makita?
GIRL: nasa likod lng ako ng piano...
=============================================
GIRL: ang puti naman ng bird mo...
BOY: aba syempre ah!!! likas papaya ata gamit ko jan!!!
GIRL: ginagamitan mo rin ba ng downy?
BOY: baket? bango ba?
GIRL: lambot e!!!
===================================
BINATA: mis, pede bang manligaw sayo?
DALAGA: at bakit?! may CRV ka ba? BMW? PAJERO? EXPEDITION?
BINATA: bakit?! ano ba yang PEKPEK mo!!!? PARKING LOT?!!!!!
Tatlong nagyayabangan na daga ...
Daga 1: kakain ako ng keso na may rat-killer!
Daga 2: ha!!! kakain ako ng keso sa mouse trap!!!
Daga 3: tsk! tsk! tsk! manood kayo!!!! manrereyp ako ng pusa!!!
========================================
Dalawang cra ulo....
SIRAULO 1: Magaling ka na ba?
SIRAULO 2: Oo namn!!!
SIRAULO 1: Talaga?...kaya mo bng 2mawid sa ilaw ng flashlight ko?
SIRAULO 2: Ano ko cra? e pano kung patayin mo flashlyt mo?...e d Nalaglag
pa ko!!!
===========================================
SON: dady...baket umuungol c mommy kagabi? my sakit ba cya?
DAD: wala anak... happy lng cya.
SON: ibig sabihin, gabi-gabi cyang hapi kahit nung nasa states ka pa?
============================================
YEAR 2005....
Prosti 1: sa sobrang hirap ng panahon ngaun,kahit 200 payag na ko.
Prosti 2: ako kahit 100..payag na!
Prosti 3: ako nga blowjob for free! may makain lng!!!
===========================================
isang gabi...
WIFE: di ako makatulog dahil sa lamok. mag-SEX muna tayo!
HUSBAND: anong akala mo sa TITI ko?....katol!!!! matulog ka na!!!!
===========================================
a man was cornered by a lion. he prayed..."Lord, pls make dis lion a
christian".
d lion suddenly knelt down and prayed....
LION: "bless this food that i'm about to receive thru Christ our LORD,
amen."
==============================================
After having sex, panay pa rin ang hawak ng girl sa organ ng lalaki....
BF: Gusto mo pa ulit?
GIRL: hindi..namimiss ko lng.......meron kc ako nito dati e....
===========================================
MRS: bilis dad! nahulog cel ko sa panty ko!!!! ..nagba-vibrate!!!
MR: e anong gagawin ko? kukunin ko sa panty mo?
MRS: gago!!!! kunin mo ung charger at baka malowbat!!!!
========================================
Anak: nay!!! my mens na ko!
Nay: ano kulay...aber?
Anak: dark brown nay!
Nay: lintik na bata to!!!! LBM yan!!! hala..maghugas ka na ng pwet!
ambisyosong BAKLA to!!!
==========================================
Convict: father...4give me 4 i have sinned...
Pari: sabihin mo lahat ng kasalanan mo anak.
Convict: father, pinatay ko lahat ng naniniwala sa diyos.kau ba naniniwala
sa kanya?
Pari: CNO UN?
========================================
GIRL: Hide and seek tayo. if u find me, papayag akong makipag-sex sayo...
BOY: e kung di kita makita?
GIRL: nasa likod lng ako ng piano...
=============================================
GIRL: ang puti naman ng bird mo...
BOY: aba syempre ah!!! likas papaya ata gamit ko jan!!!
GIRL: ginagamitan mo rin ba ng downy?
BOY: baket? bango ba?
GIRL: lambot e!!!
===================================
BINATA: mis, pede bang manligaw sayo?
DALAGA: at bakit?! may CRV ka ba? BMW? PAJERO? EXPEDITION?
BINATA: bakit?! ano ba yang PEKPEK mo!!!? PARKING LOT?!!!!!
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Tawa na diyan
NAKATIPID
Takbong pumasok ng bahay si Mario.
Pagud na pagod, pero masayang-masaya.
Nagmamayabang pa sa ina.
"Nanay! Nanay! Nakatipid ako ng uno singkwenta."
"Nakatipid? Paano?" tanong ng nanay.
"Aba'y 'di ako sumakay ng dyip.
Sumabay lang ako ng takbo.
Kaya't nakatipid ako ng one-fifty!"
"Bobo ka pala, eh. Kung taxi ang sinabayan mo,
'Di mas malaki ang natipid mo!"
Agaw-Buhay
Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan.
Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan
na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.
"Juan, bago ako mamatay, mayroon akong gustong ipagtapat
sa iyo."
"Mahal, huwag ka ng magsalita at makakasama pa sa iyo."
"Pero Juan, kailangan talagang malaman mo na........"
"Sssshhhh, kung ano man iyon ay hindi na mahalaga, ang importante ay
nasa tabi mo ako sa huling sandali mo rito sa mundo."
"Juan, nais kong ipagtapat sa iyo na pinag-taksilan kita
sana ay patawarin mo ako."
"Alam ko iyon, kaya nga kita NILASON."
LOVE
Lovelines through the years
1950s -- Iniirog kita.
1960s -- Iniibig kita.
1970s -- Minamahal kita.
1980s -- I love you.
1990s -- Tara sa kwarto.
2000s -- Pwede na rito.
GIRL'S PRAYER
Dasal naman ng mga babae:
Sa edad na 20 - "Lord, I want the best man."
Sa edad na 25 - "Lord, I want a good man."
Sa edad na 30 - "Lord, I want any man."
Sa edad na 40 - "Lord, please naman..."
In the Old Navy (U.S. Navy), a steward is serving
coffee to Officers in the wardroom:
Coffee Sir?
Sanka . . . .
Tuguigarao Sir
SINAMPAL
Wife sinampal ang asawa.
Wife: Sino si Jasmine sa panaginip mo?
Husband: Yung kabayong bet ko sa karera!
NEXT DAY...sinampal ulit.
Husband: baket?
Wife: Tumawag ang kabayo mo!
MAGANDA
Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko lang ang inasahan ko
hindi sana mangyayari yan!
MULAN
Know the movie "MULAN?"
Part four na yon!
First episode nun "Mulog," then "Midlat," Tapos "Mambon,"
saka palang....
"Mulan" Coming soon na ang "Magyo,"
Next ang "Maha," finally "Maraw".
ADIK SA SABONG
ISANG ARAW SI PEDRO WALANG PAMBAYAD SA ENTRANCE SA SABUNGAN. KAYA
UMISIP SIYA NG PARAAN PARA MAKAPASOK SA SABUNGAN. KASI SA TUPADA O
PINTAKASI KUNG MAY DALA KANG MANOK LIBRE ANG PASOK. KAYA ANG GINAWA NI
PEDRO HUMULI SIYA NG SISIW, SIYA ANG DINALA SA
SABUNGAN.
PAGDATING SA ENTRANCE SINITA SIYA,
GUWARDIYA: BOSS KUNG WALA KAYONG DALANG PANSABONG NA MANOK KAILANGANG
MAGBAYAD HO KAYO NG ENTRANCE.
PEDRO: ABA EH! MAY DALA NAMAN AKONG MANOK HA!
GUWARDIYA: EH!BOSS SISIW PA LANG ANG DALA NINYONG MANOK.
PEDRO: EH! BOSS YONG TATAY MAY LABAN, MANONOOD!!!
NABANGGA ANG KOTSE
Isang Umaga sa Kalye, meron kotseng umaatras:
Driver: "Pare pakitingnan kung mababanga ako"
Taga-Sigaw: "Sige po ser!"
at ilang sandali na lang....
Taga-Sigaw : "KASYA! KASYA! KAAASSSYAAAA!"
... at bigla na lang bumanga yung kotse *blaagag*
Driver : "Nakupo keplos nabanga!"
Taga-Sigaw :"ANO KA BA NAMAN SABI NG ME PUNO NG KASYA EH!!! TRAS KA NG
TRAS!!!"
Takbong pumasok ng bahay si Mario.
Pagud na pagod, pero masayang-masaya.
Nagmamayabang pa sa ina.
"Nanay! Nanay! Nakatipid ako ng uno singkwenta."
"Nakatipid? Paano?" tanong ng nanay.
"Aba'y 'di ako sumakay ng dyip.
Sumabay lang ako ng takbo.
Kaya't nakatipid ako ng one-fifty!"
"Bobo ka pala, eh. Kung taxi ang sinabayan mo,
'Di mas malaki ang natipid mo!"
Agaw-Buhay
Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan.
Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan
na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.
"Juan, bago ako mamatay, mayroon akong gustong ipagtapat
sa iyo."
"Mahal, huwag ka ng magsalita at makakasama pa sa iyo."
"Pero Juan, kailangan talagang malaman mo na........"
"Sssshhhh, kung ano man iyon ay hindi na mahalaga, ang importante ay
nasa tabi mo ako sa huling sandali mo rito sa mundo."
"Juan, nais kong ipagtapat sa iyo na pinag-taksilan kita
sana ay patawarin mo ako."
"Alam ko iyon, kaya nga kita NILASON."
LOVE
Lovelines through the years
1950s -- Iniirog kita.
1960s -- Iniibig kita.
1970s -- Minamahal kita.
1980s -- I love you.
1990s -- Tara sa kwarto.
2000s -- Pwede na rito.
GIRL'S PRAYER
Dasal naman ng mga babae:
Sa edad na 20 - "Lord, I want the best man."
Sa edad na 25 - "Lord, I want a good man."
Sa edad na 30 - "Lord, I want any man."
Sa edad na 40 - "Lord, please naman..."
In the Old Navy (U.S. Navy), a steward is serving
coffee to Officers in the wardroom:
Coffee Sir?
Sanka . . . .
Tuguigarao Sir
SINAMPAL
Wife sinampal ang asawa.
Wife: Sino si Jasmine sa panaginip mo?
Husband: Yung kabayong bet ko sa karera!
NEXT DAY...sinampal ulit.
Husband: baket?
Wife: Tumawag ang kabayo mo!
MAGANDA
Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko lang ang inasahan ko
hindi sana mangyayari yan!
MULAN
Know the movie "MULAN?"
Part four na yon!
First episode nun "Mulog," then "Midlat," Tapos "Mambon,"
saka palang....
"Mulan" Coming soon na ang "Magyo,"
Next ang "Maha," finally "Maraw".
ADIK SA SABONG
ISANG ARAW SI PEDRO WALANG PAMBAYAD SA ENTRANCE SA SABUNGAN. KAYA
UMISIP SIYA NG PARAAN PARA MAKAPASOK SA SABUNGAN. KASI SA TUPADA O
PINTAKASI KUNG MAY DALA KANG MANOK LIBRE ANG PASOK. KAYA ANG GINAWA NI
PEDRO HUMULI SIYA NG SISIW, SIYA ANG DINALA SA
SABUNGAN.
PAGDATING SA ENTRANCE SINITA SIYA,
GUWARDIYA: BOSS KUNG WALA KAYONG DALANG PANSABONG NA MANOK KAILANGANG
MAGBAYAD HO KAYO NG ENTRANCE.
PEDRO: ABA EH! MAY DALA NAMAN AKONG MANOK HA!
GUWARDIYA: EH!BOSS SISIW PA LANG ANG DALA NINYONG MANOK.
PEDRO: EH! BOSS YONG TATAY MAY LABAN, MANONOOD!!!
NABANGGA ANG KOTSE
Isang Umaga sa Kalye, meron kotseng umaatras:
Driver: "Pare pakitingnan kung mababanga ako"
Taga-Sigaw: "Sige po ser!"
at ilang sandali na lang....
Taga-Sigaw : "KASYA! KASYA! KAAASSSYAAAA!"
... at bigla na lang bumanga yung kotse *blaagag*
Driver : "Nakupo keplos nabanga!"
Taga-Sigaw :"ANO KA BA NAMAN SABI NG ME PUNO NG KASYA EH!!! TRAS KA NG
TRAS!!!"
Thursday, April 21, 2005
MAGSITAWA MUNA TAYO
Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines?
Contestant: Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!
Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern
name nito (Rizal Park).
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)
Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong?
Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant: Beerhouse!
Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag
ikaw ay nalulunod?
Contestant: Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng
ito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.
Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!
Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat
Upang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?
Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant: Syokoy?
Host: Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant: Siyoke?
Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong
pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A",
at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!
Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster(Eugene Torre) of Asia?
Contestant: Carole KING?
Host: Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant: Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?
Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung
kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!
At siyempre, ang paborito ng lahat . . .
Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? (o sino
itong national hero na napatay sa tarmac?) Clue: may initials na N.A.
(Ninoy
Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".
Contestant: Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI ATE GUY!???!!!
Contestant: Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!
Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).
Contestant: Likod?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern
name nito (Rizal Park).
Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)
Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?
Contestant: Banyo?
Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.
Contestant: Bubong?
Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.
Contestant: Beerhouse!
Host: Anong "L" (Lifeguard) ang tawag sa tao na sumasagip sa iyo pag
ikaw ay nalulunod?
Contestant: Lifebuoy?
Host: Hindi, pero kahawig nga ng pangalan ng sabon ang pangalan ng
ito.
Contestant : Safeguard?
Host: Hindi, pagsamahin mo yung dalawang sagot mo.
Contestant : Safe Buoy?
Host: Hindi siya "boy" at matipuno nga ang kaniyang katawan.
Contestant: Ah, Mr. Clean!
Host: Anong "S" (Salbabida) ang ginagamit na flotation device sa dagat
Upang hindi ka malunod?
Contestant: Sirena?
Host: Hindi! Hindi ito babae.
Contestant: Syokoy?
Host: Hindi ito lalake.
Contestant: Siyoke?
Host: What "S" (Sampaguita) is the national flower of the Philippines?
Contestant: Sunflower?
Host: Hindi. Binebenta ito sa kalye.
Contestant: Stork?
Host: Hindi. Bulaklak sabi eh.
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak?
Host: Hindi pa rin. It ends with a letter "A".
Contestant: Sitsarong bulaklak na may suka?
Host: Oh, para madali, uulitin ko ang clues at dadagdagan ko pa! Anong
pangalan ng bulaklak na nagsisimula sa "S", nagtatapos sa letrang "A",
at kapangalan ng isang sikat na singer?
Contestant: Si...Sharon Cuneta!
Host: Sino ang kauna-unahang Chess Grandmaster(Eugene Torre) of Asia?
Contestant: Carole KING?
Host: Hindi, mas mababa sa king.
Contestant: Al QUINN?
Host: Hindi, tagalog ang apelyido niya.
Contestant: Armida Siguion-REYNA?
Host: Hindi pa rin. Mas mababa sa reyna.
Contestant: BISHOP Bacani?
Host: Mas mababa sa bishop.
Contestant: Johnny MidNIGHT?
Host: Mas mababa sa Knight.
Contestant: Jerry PONS?
Host: Oh, ayan na, nabanggit mo na lahat ng piyesa sa Chess. Yung
kahuli-hulihang piyesa na lang.
Contestant: Sylvia laTORRE!
At siyempre, ang paborito ng lahat . . .
Host: Sino ang national hero na naka-picture sa 500 Peso bill? (o sino
itong national hero na napatay sa tarmac?) Clue: may initials na N.A.
(Ninoy
Aquino)
Contestant: Nora Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Ang pangalan niya ay nage-end sa "Y".
Contestant: Guy Aunor?
Host: Hindi. Patay na siya.
Contestant: ANO??!! PATAY NA SI ATE GUY!???!!!
Mga Turo ni Tatay at Nanay
Tandang Tanda Namin Ni Kuya Ang Saya At Lumbay Sa Poder Nila Inay At
Itay... Lalo Na Ang Mga Magagandang Lessons Na Natutunan Namin Sa
Kanila!
Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako ng HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas. Mga punyeta
kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."
Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.
"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"
Si Itay, tinuruan niya kami ni Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng TIME
TRAVEL.
"Kung di kayo tumigil ng pagngangawa diyan, tatadyakan ko kayo ng
todo hanggang umabot kayo sa isang linggo!"
Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC.
"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."
Kay Inay din ako natuto ng MORE LOGIC.
"Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang
manonood ng sine."
Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sahibin ng IRONY. "Sige ngumalngal ka, kung di bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"
Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM.
"Tignan mo nga yan dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tignan mo?!?"
Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung anong ibig sabihin ng STAMINA.
"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo natatapos kainin lahat yan
gulay mo!"
At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng BAD
WEATHER.
"Alangya, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng
bagyo!"
CIRCLE OF LIFE, ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay ay ganito:
"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."
Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Tatadyakan kita diyan, huwag ka ngang maguumarte diyan na parang
Nanay mo!"
Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng
GRATITUDE.
"Mga leche kayo, maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang, di ba kayo
nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?!"
Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION.
"Tangna kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay...."!
Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa aking kung ano ang HUMOR.
"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawn mover, wag
na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpohin kita!"
Si Inay ang nagturo sa akin kung anong ibig sabihin ng
GENETICS. "Nagmana ka nga talaga sa ama mong walanghiya."
Kay Inay din ako natuto ng WISDOM.
"Pag umabot ka na ng edad ko, saka mo pa lang maiintindihan ang
lahat."
At ang paborito ko sa lahat na natutunan ko kay Inay at Itay ay kung
ano ang JUSTICE.
"Isang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak, panalangin namin na sana'y
matulad sila sa yo...haliparot!"
Itay... Lalo Na Ang Mga Magagandang Lessons Na Natutunan Namin Sa
Kanila!
Si Inay, tinuruan niya ako ng HOW TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"Kung kayong dalawa ay magpapatayan, doon kayo sa labas. Mga punyeta
kayo, kalilinis ko lang ng bahay."
Natuto ako ng RELIGION kay Itay.
"Kapag yang mantsa di natanggal sa carpet, magdasal ka na!"
Si Itay, tinuruan niya kami ni Kuya kung anong ibig sabihin ng TIME
TRAVEL.
"Kung di kayo tumigil ng pagngangawa diyan, tatadyakan ko kayo ng
todo hanggang umabot kayo sa isang linggo!"
Kay Inay ako natuto ng LOGIC.
"Kaya ganyan, dahil sinabi ko."
Kay Inay din ako natuto ng MORE LOGIC.
"Kapag ikaw ay nalaglag diyan sa bubong, ako lang mag-isa ang
manonood ng sine."
Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa akin kung ano ang ibig sahibin ng IRONY. "Sige ngumalngal ka, kung di bibigyan talaga kita ng iiyakan mo!"
Si Inay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung ano ang CONTORTIONISM.
"Tignan mo nga yan dumi sa likod ng leeg mo, tignan mo?!?"
Si Itay ang nagpaliwanag sa akin kung anong ibig sabihin ng STAMINA.
"Wag kang tatayo diyan hangga't di mo natatapos kainin lahat yan
gulay mo!"
At si Inay ang nagturo sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng BAD
WEATHER.
"Alangya, ano ba itong kuwarto nyong magkapatid, parang dinaanan ng
bagyo!"
CIRCLE OF LIFE, ang paliwanag sa akin ni Inay ay ganito:
"Malandi kang bata ka, iniluwal kita sa mundong ito, maari rin kitang alisin sa mundong ito."
Kay Itay ako natuto kung ano ang BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Tatadyakan kita diyan, huwag ka ngang maguumarte diyan na parang
Nanay mo!"
Si Inay naman ang nagpaliwanag sa amin kung anong ibig sabihin ng
GRATITUDE.
"Mga leche kayo, maraming mga batang ulila sa magulang, di ba kayo
nagpapasalamat at mayroon kayong magulang na tulad namin?!"
Si Itay naman ang nagturo sa akin ng ANTICIPATION.
"Tangna kang bata ka, hintayin mong makarating tayo sa bahay...."!
Si Inay naman ang nagturo sa aking kung ano ang HUMOR.
"Kapag naputol yang mga paa mo ng pinaglalaruan mong lawn mover, wag
na wag kang tatakbo sa akin at lulumpohin kita!"
Si Inay ang nagturo sa akin kung anong ibig sabihin ng
GENETICS. "Nagmana ka nga talaga sa ama mong walanghiya."
Kay Inay din ako natuto ng WISDOM.
"Pag umabot ka na ng edad ko, saka mo pa lang maiintindihan ang
lahat."
At ang paborito ko sa lahat na natutunan ko kay Inay at Itay ay kung
ano ang JUSTICE.
"Isang araw magkakaroon ka rin ng anak, panalangin namin na sana'y
matulad sila sa yo...haliparot!"
sulat ni ama
Anak,
Medyo mabagal akong magsulat ngayon dahil alam kong mabagal ka ring magbasa.
Nandito na kami sa Estados Unidos para bantayan ang bagong biling bahay ng
kapatid mo.Pero hindi ko maibigay sa iyo ang address dahil dinala ng
dating nakatira ang address para daw hindi na sila magpalit ng address.
Maganda ang lugar na ito at malayo sa Manila. Dalawang beses lang umulan sa
linggong ito,tatlong araw noong una
at apat na araw noong pangalawa.
Nakakainis lang ang mga paninda dito katulad nun nabili ko na shampoo dahil
ayaw bumula. Nakasulat kasi "FOR DRY HAIR" kaya hindi ko binabasa ang buhok
ko pag ginagamit ko. Mamaya ay ibabalik ko sa Walmart at magrereklamo ako.
Noong isang araw naman ay hindi ako makapasok sa bahay dahil ayaw bumukas ng
padlock. Nakasulat kasi ay "YALE", eh aba namalat na ako sa kasisigaw ay
hindi pa din bumubukas. Magrereklamo din ako sa nagbenta ng bahay, akala
nila hindi ko alam na SIGAW ang tagalog ng "YALE", wise yata ito!
Mayroon nga pala akong nabili na magandang jacket at tiyak na magugustuhan
mo. Ipinadala ko na sa iyo sa "Federal Express" medyo mahal daw dahil
mabigat ang mga butones kaya ang ginawa ko ay tinanggal ko na lang ang mga
butones at inilagay ko na lang sa bulsa ng jacket. Ikabit mo na
lang pag dating diyan.
Nagpadala rin ako ng tseke para sa mga nasalanta ng bagyo, hindi ko na
pinirmahan dahil gusto ko na maging anonymous donor. Nakakahiya naman kung
ipagkakalat ko pa.
Ang kapatid mo palang si Jhun ay may trabaho na dito, mayroon siyang 500 na
tao sa ilalim niya. Nag-gugupit siya ngayon ng damo sa memorial park, okey
naman ang kita above minimum ang sahod.
Nakapanganak na rin pala ang ate baby mo, hindi ko pa alam kung babae o
lalake kaya hindi ko pa masasabi na kung ikaw ay bagong uncle or auntie.
Wala na akong masyadong balita. Sumulat ka na lang ng madalas.
Love,
Papa
p.s. Maglalagay sana ako ng pera, kaya lang ay naisara ko na ang envelope.
Next time na lang ha
Medyo mabagal akong magsulat ngayon dahil alam kong mabagal ka ring magbasa.
Nandito na kami sa Estados Unidos para bantayan ang bagong biling bahay ng
kapatid mo.Pero hindi ko maibigay sa iyo ang address dahil dinala ng
dating nakatira ang address para daw hindi na sila magpalit ng address.
Maganda ang lugar na ito at malayo sa Manila. Dalawang beses lang umulan sa
linggong ito,tatlong araw noong una
at apat na araw noong pangalawa.
Nakakainis lang ang mga paninda dito katulad nun nabili ko na shampoo dahil
ayaw bumula. Nakasulat kasi "FOR DRY HAIR" kaya hindi ko binabasa ang buhok
ko pag ginagamit ko. Mamaya ay ibabalik ko sa Walmart at magrereklamo ako.
Noong isang araw naman ay hindi ako makapasok sa bahay dahil ayaw bumukas ng
padlock. Nakasulat kasi ay "YALE", eh aba namalat na ako sa kasisigaw ay
hindi pa din bumubukas. Magrereklamo din ako sa nagbenta ng bahay, akala
nila hindi ko alam na SIGAW ang tagalog ng "YALE", wise yata ito!
Mayroon nga pala akong nabili na magandang jacket at tiyak na magugustuhan
mo. Ipinadala ko na sa iyo sa "Federal Express" medyo mahal daw dahil
mabigat ang mga butones kaya ang ginawa ko ay tinanggal ko na lang ang mga
butones at inilagay ko na lang sa bulsa ng jacket. Ikabit mo na
lang pag dating diyan.
Nagpadala rin ako ng tseke para sa mga nasalanta ng bagyo, hindi ko na
pinirmahan dahil gusto ko na maging anonymous donor. Nakakahiya naman kung
ipagkakalat ko pa.
Ang kapatid mo palang si Jhun ay may trabaho na dito, mayroon siyang 500 na
tao sa ilalim niya. Nag-gugupit siya ngayon ng damo sa memorial park, okey
naman ang kita above minimum ang sahod.
Nakapanganak na rin pala ang ate baby mo, hindi ko pa alam kung babae o
lalake kaya hindi ko pa masasabi na kung ikaw ay bagong uncle or auntie.
Wala na akong masyadong balita. Sumulat ka na lang ng madalas.
Love,
Papa
p.s. Maglalagay sana ako ng pera, kaya lang ay naisara ko na ang envelope.
Next time na lang ha
Thursday, April 14, 2005
A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart.
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an
individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of
resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. .. An
American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their
answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came
and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer
asked...
"What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging Dave, the American on his right, the man replied, " A
THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on
the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian. "Hmm.... let me see.
A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A
BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. "Excellent!" said the
interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for
speed."
He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his
reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on
the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A
LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very
impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's
hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the
interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring
da 3 frevyos ansers sirrr, et's obyus to me dat the fastest thang known
is Diarrhea."WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "O
I can expleyn serrr ." said Eleuterio . " YOU SEE SERR, DA other day I
wasn't Peeeling so good and I run soo fast to the CR or bathroom, But,
before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, ay 'tang ina, I
already had a big tae, ka-ka or poo-poo in my pants. Eleuterio is now
the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of
resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. .. An
American, a Russian, an Australian and a Filipino.
He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their
answer would determine which of them would get the job. The day came
and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer
asked...
"What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging Dave, the American on his right, the man replied, " A
THOUGHT". It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on
the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer.
"And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the Russian. "Hmm.... let me see.
A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A
BLINK is the fastest thing I know of. "Excellent!" said the
interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for
speed."
He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his
reply. "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on
the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A
LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of." The interviewer was very
impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. "It's
hard to beat the speed of light" he said.
Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the
interviewer posed the same question. Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring
da 3 frevyos ansers sirrr, et's obyus to me dat the fastest thang known
is Diarrhea."WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response. "O
I can expleyn serrr ." said Eleuterio . " YOU SEE SERR, DA other day I
wasn't Peeeling so good and I run soo fast to the CR or bathroom, But,
before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, ay 'tang ina, I
already had a big tae, ka-ka or poo-poo in my pants. Eleuterio is now
the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
Patawa (jokes)
President - Pasimuno
Vice President - Kunsintidor
Secretary - Palsipikador
Treasurer - Kubrador
Auditor - Kasabwat
Business Manager - Gastador
Public Relations Officer - Tsismoso
Sergeant-at-Arms - Pasaway
Representative - Pahamak
Observer - Usisero
Advocate - Taga-batikos
Spokesman - Bolero
Moderator - Taga-bulabog
Announcer - Manggugulat
Monitor - Taga-silip
Inspector - Taga-lapirot
Investigator - Mangangalkal
Enforcer - Tirador
Jail Warden - Sadista
Prosecutor - Tagapaglait
Judge - Pilato o Tagahugas-kamay
Aide - Taga-istorbo
Assistant - Galamay
Adviser - Sulsol
Consultant - Manggagancho
Contractor - Estapador
Expert - Punong-Yabang
Technical Writer - Manlilinlang
Doctor - Taga-himas
Headhunter - Taga-silat
Headshrinker - Basagulero
Director - Taga-udyok
Manager - Taga-silip ng stock sa boss
Stock market - Busabos
Supervisor - Taga-salo ng galit ng Boss
Chief Accountant - Punong-Gahaman
Sales Vendor - Pirata
Collector - Mangingikil
Custodian - Taga-ligpit
Dispatcher - Taga-dispatsa
Distributor - Taga-kalat
Delivery Man - Taga-iwan ng Gamit
Circulation Head - Taga-bilog ng Ulo
Purchaser - Palengkera
Receptionist - Palikera
Clerk Typist - Taga-parami ng Papel
Messenger - Tagatulak ng Papel
Janitor - Taga-limas
Plumber - Taga-tagas
Repairman - Mambubutingting
Gardener - Damuho
Utility Man - Inutil
Watchman - Istambay
Security Guard - Bantay-Salakay
Doorman - Nagpapalusot
Driver - Kaskasero
Chance Passenger - Malas na Nakikiangkas
Comedian - Alaskador
Entertainer - Kerengkeng
Vice President - Kunsintidor
Secretary - Palsipikador
Treasurer - Kubrador
Auditor - Kasabwat
Business Manager - Gastador
Public Relations Officer - Tsismoso
Sergeant-at-Arms - Pasaway
Representative - Pahamak
Observer - Usisero
Advocate - Taga-batikos
Spokesman - Bolero
Moderator - Taga-bulabog
Announcer - Manggugulat
Monitor - Taga-silip
Inspector - Taga-lapirot
Investigator - Mangangalkal
Enforcer - Tirador
Jail Warden - Sadista
Prosecutor - Tagapaglait
Judge - Pilato o Tagahugas-kamay
Aide - Taga-istorbo
Assistant - Galamay
Adviser - Sulsol
Consultant - Manggagancho
Contractor - Estapador
Expert - Punong-Yabang
Technical Writer - Manlilinlang
Doctor - Taga-himas
Headhunter - Taga-silat
Headshrinker - Basagulero
Director - Taga-udyok
Manager - Taga-silip ng stock sa boss
Stock market - Busabos
Supervisor - Taga-salo ng galit ng Boss
Chief Accountant - Punong-Gahaman
Sales Vendor - Pirata
Collector - Mangingikil
Custodian - Taga-ligpit
Dispatcher - Taga-dispatsa
Distributor - Taga-kalat
Delivery Man - Taga-iwan ng Gamit
Circulation Head - Taga-bilog ng Ulo
Purchaser - Palengkera
Receptionist - Palikera
Clerk Typist - Taga-parami ng Papel
Messenger - Tagatulak ng Papel
Janitor - Taga-limas
Plumber - Taga-tagas
Repairman - Mambubutingting
Gardener - Damuho
Utility Man - Inutil
Watchman - Istambay
Security Guard - Bantay-Salakay
Doorman - Nagpapalusot
Driver - Kaskasero
Chance Passenger - Malas na Nakikiangkas
Comedian - Alaskador
Entertainer - Kerengkeng
Thursday, March 31, 2005
Patawa
SIR: Inday, c Sir mo 2..bangga kotse ko and i nid cash!
INDAY: Aru!!! dugo-dugo gang ka noh!
SIR: Gaga! c Sir mo talaga to!
INDAY: Gago! c Sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!!
----------
TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
TEACHER: baket naman?
BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.
----------
Dalawang magkaibigan nagtetext....
PEPE: Tol! pasa load namn! 2pesos lang, my katx lng me.
Tol: cge. w8 lng.
(message sent)
Pepe: Tnx tol! bait mo talaga!
Tol: Gago! wag ka na magtex! sayang ung pinasa ko sayo!!!
Pepe: k.
----------
ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone.
DOC: is it choking?
ERAP: it's max's.
DOC: i didnt mean chowking...i said, r u choking?
ERAP: no.. im serious!
----------
a priest lost a bird & asked during mass...
Priest: anyone got a bird?
all men stood up.
Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?
all women stood up.
Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?
...all nuns stood up
----------
ATTY: Inday! pwede mo bng idiscribe d2 sa korte ang taong nangrape sayo?
INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong at bungal...
SUSPEK: cge!!!!...mangasar ka pa!!!!
----------
dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons....
Madre1: diyos ko! patawarin mo po cla...d nila alam ang kanilang
ginagawa.
Madre2: ay yung sakin marunong!!!!
----------
dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni misis....
Ngongo: "nges hu?"....
MRS: gago!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan....e ikaw lng ngongo d2!!!!
----------
Dentist & Lover....
Dentist: we have 2 stop seeing each other... halata na tayo ng MR mo.
Lover: but we love each other!
Dentist: oo nga...but were running out of excuses....ISA NA LNG IPIN MO!
----------
Erap: lintek na ibon 2!! iniputan ako!
Bodyguard: sir, kukuha ako ng toilet paper...
Erap: wag na!! pano mo pa mapupunasan un e nakalipad na?! tanga!!!
bobo!!!
-----------
Arab interview at US immigration:
Q: ur name pls..
A: abdul aziz
Q: sex?
A: twice a wik..
Q: i mean male or female?
A: doesn't matter.... sometimes even with camel...
----------
Patient: dok. malungkot d2 sa mental kaya naisipan kong sulatan ang
sarili ko...
Doc: e ano namn laman ng sulat mo?
Patient: d ko pa po alam kc next wik ko pa ata matatangap...
----------
Jingoy: Dad, 22o bang may side effect ang viagra?
Erap: tanga! sa harap effect nyan hindi sa side!!!!
----------
Wife: honey... bili mo naman ako ng bra...
Husband: Hon.. wag ka ng magbra...liit namn dede mo e..
Wife: (taas ang kilay) e baket ikaw nakabrief?!!
----------
u wont beliv wat things
people do these days...
i was sitting nxt
2 dis girl in church
& in the middle of the mass
she light a cigaret!
na-shock ako!!!!...
i almost dropped my Beer!!!!
INDAY: Aru!!! dugo-dugo gang ka noh!
SIR: Gaga! c Sir mo talaga to!
INDAY: Gago! c Sir ang tawag saken CUPCAKE!!!!
----------
TEACHER: Anong mangyayari pag puputulin ang 1 mong tenga?
BOY: hihina po pandinig ko.
TEACHER: e kung dalawang tenga?
BOY: lalabo po paningin ko!
TEACHER: baket naman?
BOY: malalaglag po salamin ko.
----------
Dalawang magkaibigan nagtetext....
PEPE: Tol! pasa load namn! 2pesos lang, my katx lng me.
Tol: cge. w8 lng.
(message sent)
Pepe: Tnx tol! bait mo talaga!
Tol: Gago! wag ka na magtex! sayang ung pinasa ko sayo!!!
Pepe: k.
----------
ERAP: doc, i accidentally swallowed a chicken bone.
DOC: is it choking?
ERAP: it's max's.
DOC: i didnt mean chowking...i said, r u choking?
ERAP: no.. im serious!
----------
a priest lost a bird & asked during mass...
Priest: anyone got a bird?
all men stood up.
Priest: i mean, any1 seen a bird?
all women stood up.
Priest: i meant any1 seen my bird?
...all nuns stood up
----------
ATTY: Inday! pwede mo bng idiscribe d2 sa korte ang taong nangrape sayo?
INDAY: maitim, panot, tagyawatin, pango ilong at bungal...
SUSPEK: cge!!!!...mangasar ka pa!!!!
----------
dalawang madre nirereyp ng goons....
Madre1: diyos ko! patawarin mo po cla...d nila alam ang kanilang
ginagawa.
Madre2: ay yung sakin marunong!!!!
----------
dumating c ngongo sa bahay at tinakpan ang eyes ni misis....
Ngongo: "nges hu?"....
MRS: gago!!!! pa-nges hu nges hu ka pa jan....e ikaw lng ngongo d2!!!!
----------
Dentist & Lover....
Dentist: we have 2 stop seeing each other... halata na tayo ng MR mo.
Lover: but we love each other!
Dentist: oo nga...but were running out of excuses....ISA NA LNG IPIN MO!
----------
Erap: lintek na ibon 2!! iniputan ako!
Bodyguard: sir, kukuha ako ng toilet paper...
Erap: wag na!! pano mo pa mapupunasan un e nakalipad na?! tanga!!!
bobo!!!
-----------
Arab interview at US immigration:
Q: ur name pls..
A: abdul aziz
Q: sex?
A: twice a wik..
Q: i mean male or female?
A: doesn't matter.... sometimes even with camel...
----------
Patient: dok. malungkot d2 sa mental kaya naisipan kong sulatan ang
sarili ko...
Doc: e ano namn laman ng sulat mo?
Patient: d ko pa po alam kc next wik ko pa ata matatangap...
----------
Jingoy: Dad, 22o bang may side effect ang viagra?
Erap: tanga! sa harap effect nyan hindi sa side!!!!
----------
Wife: honey... bili mo naman ako ng bra...
Husband: Hon.. wag ka ng magbra...liit namn dede mo e..
Wife: (taas ang kilay) e baket ikaw nakabrief?!!
----------
u wont beliv wat things
people do these days...
i was sitting nxt
2 dis girl in church
& in the middle of the mass
she light a cigaret!
na-shock ako!!!!...
i almost dropped my Beer!!!!
Friday, March 11, 2005
"Andoy"
Somewhere in Milaor, Camarines Sur, there lived a fourth grader boy who would follow this
route to school everyday:
He has to cross the rugged plains and cross the dangerous highway where vehicles are
recklessly driving to and from. Once passed this highway, the boy would take a short cut by passing by the Church every morning just to say Hi to God, and faithfully say his, "Magandang umaga po" in Bicol dialect.
He was faithfully being watched by a Priest who was happy to find innocence so uplifting in the
morning, "Kamusta Andoy! Papasok ka na?" "Opo padre... " he would flash his innocent grin,
the priest would be touched.
The priest was so concerned that one day he talked to Andoy, "From school...", he advised "Do not cross the highway, you can pass through the Church and I can accompany you to the other side of the road... that way I can see that you are home safe ...."
"Thank you father ..."
"Why don't you go home ... why do you stay in this Church right after school?"
"I just want to say "Hi" to my friend, God," and the priest would leave the boy to spend time
beside the altar, talking by himself, but he was hiding behind the altar to listen to what this boy has to say to his heavenly FATHER.
"You know my math exam was pretty bad today, but I did not cheat - although my seatmate is
bullying me for notes ... I ate one cracker and drank my water, Itay had a bad season and all I
can eat is this cracker. Thank you for this! I saw a poor kitten who was hungry and I know how he feels so I gave my last cracker to him ... funny but I am not that hungry ... Look, this is my last pair of slippers ... I may have to walk barefooted next week ... you see this is about to be broken.. but it is okay ... at least I am still going to school ... some says we will have a hard season this month, some of my classmates have already stopped going to school ... please help them get to school again, please God? ... Oh, you know, Inay had hit me again, it is painful, but I know this pain will pass away, at least I still have a mother ... God, you want to see my bruises? I know you can heal them ...here... here and .... Oh ... blood ... I guess you knew about this one
huh? Please don't be mad at Inay, she is just tired and she worries for the food in our table and my schooling that is why she hits us ... Oh, I think I am in love ... there's this pretty girl in my class, her name is Anita ... do you think she will like me? Anyway, at least I know you will always like me, I don't have to be anybody just to please you, you are my very best friend! Hey your birthday is two months from now!!! Aren't you excited? I am! wait till you see, I have a gift for you .... but it is a surprise! I hope you will like it! Oooops, I have to go ..." then he stood up and calls out, "Padre, padre, I am finished talking to my friend .. you can accompany me to the other side of the road now"
This routine happens everyday. Andoy never fails. Father Agaton shares this every Sunday to
the people in his church because he has not seen a very pure faith and trust in God, a very
positive look at negative situations.
One Christmas day, Father Agaton was sick so he could not make it in the Church, he was sent
to the hospital. The Church was left to 4 manangs who ould chant the rosary in 1000 miles per hour, would not smile and would always find fault in what you do, they are also very well versed in cursing if you irritate them! They were kneeling, saying their kilometric rosary when Andoy,
coming from his Christmas party, playfully dashed in, "Hello God!!!!! I " P----!!!!! (a curse)
Bata ka!!!! Alam mo nang may nagdadasal!!!!! Alis!!!!!"
Poor Andoy was so terrified, "where's Father Agaton? He is supposed to help me cross the
street .... and to be able to cross the street I will have to pass by the back door of this church ...
not only that, I have to greet Jesus-it is His birthday, I have a gift right here ...." just as he
was about to get the gift out of his shirt, the manang pulled his shirt and threw him out of the
church.
"Susmaryosep!!! (does a sign of the cross fervently) Alis kang bata ka, kung hindi matatamaan ka!!!
So the boy had no choice but to cross the dangerous side of the road in front of the church.
He crossed. A fast moving bus came in. There was a blind curve. The boy was protecting his
gift inside his shirt, so he was not looking. There was so little time. Andoy died on the spot.
A lot of people crowded the poor boy, the body of a lifeless young boy... Suddenly, out of
nowhere a tall man in pure white shirt and pants, a face so mild and gentle, but with eyes full of
tears... He came and carried the boy in His arms, He was crying. Curious bystanders nudged the
man in white, and asked, "excuse me sir, are you related to this child? Do you know this
child?" The man in white, His face mourning and in agony, lifted up and answered, "He was
my bestfriend ... " was all he said.
He took the badly wrapped gift in the bloody chest of the lifeless boy, and placed it near His
heart. He stood up and carried the boy away and they both disappeared in sight. The crowd was
curious...
The next day, Father Agaton learned of the shocking news. He visited the house, and
wanted to verify about the man in white. He consulted the parents
of Andoy. "How did you know that your son died?" A man in white brought him here." sobbed the mother. "What did he say?" The father answered, "He did not say anything. He was
mourning. We do not know him and yet he was very lonely at our son's death, as if he knew our son very well. But there was something peaceful and unexplainable about him. He gave me my son, and then he smiled peacefully. He rubbed my son's hair away from his face and kissed him on his forehead, then he whispered something ..." "What did he say?" "He said to my boy ..." the
father began, "Thank you for the gift ... I will see you soon... you will be with me ..." and the father of the boy continued, "and you know for a while, it felt so wonderful... I cried, but I do not know why .... all I know is I cried in tears of joy ... I could not explain it father, but when that man left, something peaceful came over me, I felt a deep sense of love inside... I could not explain the joy in my heart, I knew my boy is in heaven now ... but ... tell me father, who is this man that my son talks to everyday in your church, you should know because you are always there... except on the time of his death ..."
route to school everyday:
He has to cross the rugged plains and cross the dangerous highway where vehicles are
recklessly driving to and from. Once passed this highway, the boy would take a short cut by passing by the Church every morning just to say Hi to God, and faithfully say his, "Magandang umaga po" in Bicol dialect.
He was faithfully being watched by a Priest who was happy to find innocence so uplifting in the
morning, "Kamusta Andoy! Papasok ka na?" "Opo padre... " he would flash his innocent grin,
the priest would be touched.
The priest was so concerned that one day he talked to Andoy, "From school...", he advised "Do not cross the highway, you can pass through the Church and I can accompany you to the other side of the road... that way I can see that you are home safe ...."
"Thank you father ..."
"Why don't you go home ... why do you stay in this Church right after school?"
"I just want to say "Hi" to my friend, God," and the priest would leave the boy to spend time
beside the altar, talking by himself, but he was hiding behind the altar to listen to what this boy has to say to his heavenly FATHER.
"You know my math exam was pretty bad today, but I did not cheat - although my seatmate is
bullying me for notes ... I ate one cracker and drank my water, Itay had a bad season and all I
can eat is this cracker. Thank you for this! I saw a poor kitten who was hungry and I know how he feels so I gave my last cracker to him ... funny but I am not that hungry ... Look, this is my last pair of slippers ... I may have to walk barefooted next week ... you see this is about to be broken.. but it is okay ... at least I am still going to school ... some says we will have a hard season this month, some of my classmates have already stopped going to school ... please help them get to school again, please God? ... Oh, you know, Inay had hit me again, it is painful, but I know this pain will pass away, at least I still have a mother ... God, you want to see my bruises? I know you can heal them ...here... here and .... Oh ... blood ... I guess you knew about this one
huh? Please don't be mad at Inay, she is just tired and she worries for the food in our table and my schooling that is why she hits us ... Oh, I think I am in love ... there's this pretty girl in my class, her name is Anita ... do you think she will like me? Anyway, at least I know you will always like me, I don't have to be anybody just to please you, you are my very best friend! Hey your birthday is two months from now!!! Aren't you excited? I am! wait till you see, I have a gift for you .... but it is a surprise! I hope you will like it! Oooops, I have to go ..." then he stood up and calls out, "Padre, padre, I am finished talking to my friend .. you can accompany me to the other side of the road now"
This routine happens everyday. Andoy never fails. Father Agaton shares this every Sunday to
the people in his church because he has not seen a very pure faith and trust in God, a very
positive look at negative situations.
One Christmas day, Father Agaton was sick so he could not make it in the Church, he was sent
to the hospital. The Church was left to 4 manangs who ould chant the rosary in 1000 miles per hour, would not smile and would always find fault in what you do, they are also very well versed in cursing if you irritate them! They were kneeling, saying their kilometric rosary when Andoy,
coming from his Christmas party, playfully dashed in, "Hello God!!!!! I " P----!!!!! (a curse)
Bata ka!!!! Alam mo nang may nagdadasal!!!!! Alis!!!!!"
Poor Andoy was so terrified, "where's Father Agaton? He is supposed to help me cross the
street .... and to be able to cross the street I will have to pass by the back door of this church ...
not only that, I have to greet Jesus-it is His birthday, I have a gift right here ...." just as he
was about to get the gift out of his shirt, the manang pulled his shirt and threw him out of the
church.
"Susmaryosep!!! (does a sign of the cross fervently) Alis kang bata ka, kung hindi matatamaan ka!!!
So the boy had no choice but to cross the dangerous side of the road in front of the church.
He crossed. A fast moving bus came in. There was a blind curve. The boy was protecting his
gift inside his shirt, so he was not looking. There was so little time. Andoy died on the spot.
A lot of people crowded the poor boy, the body of a lifeless young boy... Suddenly, out of
nowhere a tall man in pure white shirt and pants, a face so mild and gentle, but with eyes full of
tears... He came and carried the boy in His arms, He was crying. Curious bystanders nudged the
man in white, and asked, "excuse me sir, are you related to this child? Do you know this
child?" The man in white, His face mourning and in agony, lifted up and answered, "He was
my bestfriend ... " was all he said.
He took the badly wrapped gift in the bloody chest of the lifeless boy, and placed it near His
heart. He stood up and carried the boy away and they both disappeared in sight. The crowd was
curious...
The next day, Father Agaton learned of the shocking news. He visited the house, and
wanted to verify about the man in white. He consulted the parents
of Andoy. "How did you know that your son died?" A man in white brought him here." sobbed the mother. "What did he say?" The father answered, "He did not say anything. He was
mourning. We do not know him and yet he was very lonely at our son's death, as if he knew our son very well. But there was something peaceful and unexplainable about him. He gave me my son, and then he smiled peacefully. He rubbed my son's hair away from his face and kissed him on his forehead, then he whispered something ..." "What did he say?" "He said to my boy ..." the
father began, "Thank you for the gift ... I will see you soon... you will be with me ..." and the father of the boy continued, "and you know for a while, it felt so wonderful... I cried, but I do not know why .... all I know is I cried in tears of joy ... I could not explain it father, but when that man left, something peaceful came over me, I felt a deep sense of love inside... I could not explain the joy in my heart, I knew my boy is in heaven now ... but ... tell me father, who is this man that my son talks to everyday in your church, you should know because you are always there... except on the time of his death ..."
Father Agaton suddenly felt the tears welling in his eyes, with trembling knees, he murmurred," ... He was talking to no one .... but ....GOD...."
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
y u shud reply 2 txt msgs!
Chinie is a typical college girl who enjoys life to the fullest. She loves her boyfriend so much and texts him every now and then. JB is Chinie's boyfriend who works in a call center in Ortigas. He's always busy doing so many things. He only manage to reply to Chinie's texts when he got off from work.
One time JB receive a message from Chinie: "hi baby! muzta na po? miss na kta! twag ka pgdting u po ng hauz ha! yngatz! lovu!" JB ignored the message because he always receive the same message whenever it is time for him to go home from work. "baby ko, miss na kta! kmain knb?! yngatz ka po pauwi mo ha! antay kong tawag mo. lovu!" "baby, san ka na po?! daya naman hindi ka nagre- rply. well, basta antay ko na lng call mo! lovu!"
JB reaches home and lay on his bed. The last time he knew is that he's reading Chinie's text. He was so tired he fall asleep and wasn't able to return Chinie's call. He can still hear his phone beeps but he's too tired to take a glimpse on the message. When he woke up the next day, he remember that he needs to call Chinie. He ignored the messages and dialed Chinie's #. No one's answering in her house. He called up her cellphone and he was surprised that her father answered the call.
In his voice you can feel his tears and hear his heart tearing apart. "JB, bakit ngayon ka lang tumawag. Kanina ka pa hinihintay ni Chinie!" "Dad sorry po. Nakatulog ako sa sobrang pagod. Tumatawag ako sa bahay pero walang sumasagot. Asan po kayo para makapunta ako." "Antayin mo na lang kami sa bahay" JB went to Chinie's house and much to his surprised he saw a lot of people inside. The house were so lighted but you can see the gloom on every person you'll meet there. He was greeted by Chinie's mom on tears. She hug him tight and cried on his shoulders. "Inaantay ka ni Chinie. Hindi sya sumama sa amin kasi hinihintay nyang tawag mo. Pinatay sya nung mga akyat-bahay na nagnakaw sa amin. Wala na sya JB, wala na" "Ma, nagtext pa si Chinie sa akin eh. Paanong nangyari yon?!"
JB can't look who's inside the coffin. He can't move and it feels like his whole body is stucked on the chair his seating. He wanted to cry but it seems that something is blocking his tears to fall down. He turn to his phone and read the messages of Chinie. "baby, antayin ko na lang yung tawag mo. hindi na ko sasama kina dad!" "baby, natatakot ako. parang may tao sa baba ng bahay. please tmwag k n ngyn!" "baby, andiyan na sila. baka patayin nila ako. please tmwag ka na. baby asan k n? i need you here now. please baby andyan na sila..." "baby.... i love you!..." He wanted to shout and cry so loud. It's true that Chinie is waiting for his call. Up to her last breath she only thinks about him. He stare at Chinie inside the coffin. Suddenly tears starts flowing down his cheeks. He can't say anything. The only words he uttered... "My baby, i'm so sorry! If I could have known, i could have fight for you! i'm really sorry! I love you so much!"
After reading this story, tell all your love ones how important they are to you and how much you love them. You'll never know... this might be the last time.........
"CellPhones were invented for this cause! Don't use it stupidly and be not irritated... Tapon mo na lng kung yan ang feeling mo!!!"
One time JB receive a message from Chinie: "hi baby! muzta na po? miss na kta! twag ka pgdting u po ng hauz ha! yngatz! lovu!" JB ignored the message because he always receive the same message whenever it is time for him to go home from work. "baby ko, miss na kta! kmain knb?! yngatz ka po pauwi mo ha! antay kong tawag mo. lovu!" "baby, san ka na po?! daya naman hindi ka nagre- rply. well, basta antay ko na lng call mo! lovu!"
JB reaches home and lay on his bed. The last time he knew is that he's reading Chinie's text. He was so tired he fall asleep and wasn't able to return Chinie's call. He can still hear his phone beeps but he's too tired to take a glimpse on the message. When he woke up the next day, he remember that he needs to call Chinie. He ignored the messages and dialed Chinie's #. No one's answering in her house. He called up her cellphone and he was surprised that her father answered the call.
In his voice you can feel his tears and hear his heart tearing apart. "JB, bakit ngayon ka lang tumawag. Kanina ka pa hinihintay ni Chinie!" "Dad sorry po. Nakatulog ako sa sobrang pagod. Tumatawag ako sa bahay pero walang sumasagot. Asan po kayo para makapunta ako." "Antayin mo na lang kami sa bahay" JB went to Chinie's house and much to his surprised he saw a lot of people inside. The house were so lighted but you can see the gloom on every person you'll meet there. He was greeted by Chinie's mom on tears. She hug him tight and cried on his shoulders. "Inaantay ka ni Chinie. Hindi sya sumama sa amin kasi hinihintay nyang tawag mo. Pinatay sya nung mga akyat-bahay na nagnakaw sa amin. Wala na sya JB, wala na" "Ma, nagtext pa si Chinie sa akin eh. Paanong nangyari yon?!"
JB can't look who's inside the coffin. He can't move and it feels like his whole body is stucked on the chair his seating. He wanted to cry but it seems that something is blocking his tears to fall down. He turn to his phone and read the messages of Chinie. "baby, antayin ko na lang yung tawag mo. hindi na ko sasama kina dad!" "baby, natatakot ako. parang may tao sa baba ng bahay. please tmwag k n ngyn!" "baby, andiyan na sila. baka patayin nila ako. please tmwag ka na. baby asan k n? i need you here now. please baby andyan na sila..." "baby.... i love you!..." He wanted to shout and cry so loud. It's true that Chinie is waiting for his call. Up to her last breath she only thinks about him. He stare at Chinie inside the coffin. Suddenly tears starts flowing down his cheeks. He can't say anything. The only words he uttered... "My baby, i'm so sorry! If I could have known, i could have fight for you! i'm really sorry! I love you so much!"
After reading this story, tell all your love ones how important they are to you and how much you love them. You'll never know... this might be the last time.........
"CellPhones were invented for this cause! Don't use it stupidly and be not irritated... Tapon mo na lng kung yan ang feeling mo!!!"
Thursday, March 03, 2005
PINOY LESSONS IN LINGUISTICS!!!
1. Noong 1940's, kapag may bra ang babae, pinagbubulungan na at
mababansagang malandi. Noon din ay may French perfume na ang tatak ay
Eclat (silent T). Kaya ang taong maarte ay tinawag ng mga Pinoy na
Eclat (pronounce the T). Ngayon kapag maraming tsetseburetse at kaartehan
ganon din ang tawag, "Ang dami mo namang eklat." Kinalaunan,
pinaikli pa ang eklat at naging ek-ek- "Ang tagal mo
namang magdesisyon kung sasama ka o hindi! Ang dami mong ek-ek!"
2. Noong elementary ako, uso pa ang Wakasan, sinusubaybayan ko
ang nobelang Tubig at Langis; ang Movie Especial na komiks kung saan
kapanapanabik ang bawat eksena sa buhay ni Zuma na siya namang ama ni
Galema. Sa komiks ang tawag sa babaeng nagbebenta ng panandaliang aliw
ay baylerina. Kinalaunan, naging belyas, tapos naging English,
hospitality girls tapos ngayon GRO.
3. Elementary ako nang makagisnan ko ang batiang "Give Me Five".
Masyado yatang pormal ang handshake kaya "Give me Five, Man" ang
pumalit. Tuwang-tuwa ang mga magulang kapag natutunan ng kanilang
anak na paslit ang mag-give me five. Tapos sa mga American games,
naging High Five o "Give me five, up here!" Hindi pahuhuli ang Pinoy
basta galing sa America. Ang "Give me five, up here" ay naging "Appear".
Halos lahat yata ng Pinoy babies ganito ang series of training, "Anak, where is the light; where is the moon?" Ang nadagdag, "Appear! Appear!" At dahil sa E.T. ni Speilberg, "Align, Align!" Again, Tuwang-tuwa ang mga magulang.
4. Nang mag- Community Medicine ako noon sa isang slum area ng
Sta. Ana, Manila. Ito ang top 3 gamit na hindi mawawala sa mga bahay,
gaano mang kaliit ang barung-barong:
1. Panyong may tatak na panalangin ng El Shaddai
2. Television
3. Karaoke.
Kakambal na ng Pinoy ang pagkanta. Noon, kapag nagkakantahan, gamit
ay gitara at song hits (Jingle). Napalitan ito nang 70's-80's ng
minus one. Tapos, karaoke. Ngayon, videoke, at sa huling talaan ng pagkakaalam
ko, 8 na ang namamatay sa "My Way". Naalala ko noong elementary pa
ko, nagtayo ang kuya ko at ng kanyang mga kaibigan ng isang Combo.
Ngayon, ang tawag sa singing group ay-- Band, hindi na Combo at ang
Combo ngayon ay tumutukoy sa Jollibee o McDonald's promo.
5. Sa PGH, may tinatawag na Central Block. Nandoon ang Radiology
Department kung saan ginagawa ang mga X-rays, Ultrasound, CT Scan at
Radiotherapy. Dito ko naobserbahan ang evolution ng mga pinoy medical terms. May
mga pasyente o bantay na aking nasasalubong, ang madalas magtanong ng
direksyon.
Mga Versions ng CT Scan: (Ganon na rin yon, no!)
1. "Dok saan po ba ang Siete Scan?"
2. "Doc saan po ba magpapa-CT Skull"
3. "Doc saan po ba CT Scalp"
4. "Doc saan po ang CT Scam?"
Madalas akong mapagtanungan ng direction papunta sa Cobalt Room. "Doc
saan po ba ang Cobal" Yes, laging walang T, marami na ang ginagamit na term
ay Cobal. Saan napunta ang "T". Marami din kasing
nagtatanong, "Doc, saan po ba ang papuntang X-Tray?" Conclusion:
Ang "T" ng Cobalt, ay napunta sa X-Tray. 7:00 am. Nagbigay ang kasamahan kong doktor ng instruction sa bantay ng pasyente, "Mister, punta po kayo sa Central Block at magpa-schedule kayo ng X-ray ng pasyente ninyo."
3:00 pm. Kadarating lang ng bantay. Nagalit na ang doktor, "Mister,
bakit namang napakatagal ninyong bumalik? Pina-schedule ko lang naman ang
X-ray ah." Sumagot ang bantay, "Eh kasi po Doc, ang tagal kong naghintay sa
gate, haggang sabihin ng guwardiya na sarado daw po ang Central Bank
kasi Sabado ngayon." (Nasa Roxas Blvd ang Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas, at
sarado nga naman yon kapag Sabado,( hihihihihi)
6. Nang mag-rotate ako as intern sa Pediatrics ng PGH, mahal na mahal
talaga ng mga nanay ang kanilang mga anak na may sakit. Pilit nilang
tinatandaan ang mga gamot at tawag sa sakit ng kanilang anak.
Doktor: "Mrs. ano po ang mga gamot na iniinom ng anak niyo?"
Mrs 1: "Doc phenobarbiedoll po."
Doktor: "Ah baka po phenobarbital." (Gamot sa convulsion ang
phenobarbital)
Doktor: "Mrs. ano po ba ang antibiotic na iniinom ng anak ninyo?"
Mrs 2: "Doc metromanilazole po."
Doktor: "Ah baka po metronidazole." (Gamot sa amoeba ang
metronidazole)
Ang tawag sa recovery room ng PGH ay PACU (Post-Anesthesia Care Unit)
Doktor: "Mrs., tapos na po ang operasyong ng anak ninyo, punta na po
kayo sa PACU.
Mrs 3: "Eh Doc, saan po sa Paco? Sa may simbahan po ba o sa may
palengke?
Doktor: "Mrs. ano po ba ang sinabi ng dating doktor kung ano daw ang
sakit ng inyong anak?"
Mrs 4: "Eh Doc sabi po niya Tragedy of Fallot.
Doktor: "Ah baka po Tetralogy of Fallot (Isang congenital Heart
Disease ang Tetralogy of Fallot)
Biglang nagtatarang ang isang nanay at sumigaw.
Mrs. 5: "Scissors! Scissors! Nag-sciscissors ang anak ko, Doc!"
Doktor: "Nurse, diazepam please, nag-seizure ang
pasyente!
Doktor: "Mrs. ano daw po ba ang sakit ng anak ninyo?"
Mrs. 6: May ketong daw po.
In-examine ng doktor ang balat ng pasyente. Wala siyang makitang
senyales ng ketong. Tumawag pa siya ng isang dermatologist para
mag-examine nang husto. Wala talaga.
Doktor: "Mrs. sigurado po ba kayong ketong ang sakit ng
bata?"
Mrs 6: "Eh iyon po ang sabi ng doktor niya dati.
Mataas daw po ang ketong sa ihi dahil may diabetes."
Doktor: "Ah ketone po yon! (Ang positive ketone sa ihi ay senyales ng
kumplikasyon ng diabetes.)
Doktor: (Sa buntis na mrs. na nagle-labor) "Mrs. pumutok na po ba ang
panubigan mo?"
Mrs 7: "Eh Doc, wala naman po akong narinig na pagsabog. " (Hanep!)
mababansagang malandi. Noon din ay may French perfume na ang tatak ay
Eclat (silent T). Kaya ang taong maarte ay tinawag ng mga Pinoy na
Eclat (pronounce the T). Ngayon kapag maraming tsetseburetse at kaartehan
ganon din ang tawag, "Ang dami mo namang eklat." Kinalaunan,
pinaikli pa ang eklat at naging ek-ek- "Ang tagal mo
namang magdesisyon kung sasama ka o hindi! Ang dami mong ek-ek!"
2. Noong elementary ako, uso pa ang Wakasan, sinusubaybayan ko
ang nobelang Tubig at Langis; ang Movie Especial na komiks kung saan
kapanapanabik ang bawat eksena sa buhay ni Zuma na siya namang ama ni
Galema. Sa komiks ang tawag sa babaeng nagbebenta ng panandaliang aliw
ay baylerina. Kinalaunan, naging belyas, tapos naging English,
hospitality girls tapos ngayon GRO.
3. Elementary ako nang makagisnan ko ang batiang "Give Me Five".
Masyado yatang pormal ang handshake kaya "Give me Five, Man" ang
pumalit. Tuwang-tuwa ang mga magulang kapag natutunan ng kanilang
anak na paslit ang mag-give me five. Tapos sa mga American games,
naging High Five o "Give me five, up here!" Hindi pahuhuli ang Pinoy
basta galing sa America. Ang "Give me five, up here" ay naging "Appear".
Halos lahat yata ng Pinoy babies ganito ang series of training, "Anak, where is the light; where is the moon?" Ang nadagdag, "Appear! Appear!" At dahil sa E.T. ni Speilberg, "Align, Align!" Again, Tuwang-tuwa ang mga magulang.
4. Nang mag- Community Medicine ako noon sa isang slum area ng
Sta. Ana, Manila. Ito ang top 3 gamit na hindi mawawala sa mga bahay,
gaano mang kaliit ang barung-barong:
1. Panyong may tatak na panalangin ng El Shaddai
2. Television
3. Karaoke.
Kakambal na ng Pinoy ang pagkanta. Noon, kapag nagkakantahan, gamit
ay gitara at song hits (Jingle). Napalitan ito nang 70's-80's ng
minus one. Tapos, karaoke. Ngayon, videoke, at sa huling talaan ng pagkakaalam
ko, 8 na ang namamatay sa "My Way". Naalala ko noong elementary pa
ko, nagtayo ang kuya ko at ng kanyang mga kaibigan ng isang Combo.
Ngayon, ang tawag sa singing group ay-- Band, hindi na Combo at ang
Combo ngayon ay tumutukoy sa Jollibee o McDonald's promo.
5. Sa PGH, may tinatawag na Central Block. Nandoon ang Radiology
Department kung saan ginagawa ang mga X-rays, Ultrasound, CT Scan at
Radiotherapy. Dito ko naobserbahan ang evolution ng mga pinoy medical terms. May
mga pasyente o bantay na aking nasasalubong, ang madalas magtanong ng
direksyon.
Mga Versions ng CT Scan: (Ganon na rin yon, no!)
1. "Dok saan po ba ang Siete Scan?"
2. "Doc saan po ba magpapa-CT Skull"
3. "Doc saan po ba CT Scalp"
4. "Doc saan po ang CT Scam?"
Madalas akong mapagtanungan ng direction papunta sa Cobalt Room. "Doc
saan po ba ang Cobal" Yes, laging walang T, marami na ang ginagamit na term
ay Cobal. Saan napunta ang "T". Marami din kasing
nagtatanong, "Doc, saan po ba ang papuntang X-Tray?" Conclusion:
Ang "T" ng Cobalt, ay napunta sa X-Tray. 7:00 am. Nagbigay ang kasamahan kong doktor ng instruction sa bantay ng pasyente, "Mister, punta po kayo sa Central Block at magpa-schedule kayo ng X-ray ng pasyente ninyo."
3:00 pm. Kadarating lang ng bantay. Nagalit na ang doktor, "Mister,
bakit namang napakatagal ninyong bumalik? Pina-schedule ko lang naman ang
X-ray ah." Sumagot ang bantay, "Eh kasi po Doc, ang tagal kong naghintay sa
gate, haggang sabihin ng guwardiya na sarado daw po ang Central Bank
kasi Sabado ngayon." (Nasa Roxas Blvd ang Bangko Sentral ng Pilipinas, at
sarado nga naman yon kapag Sabado,( hihihihihi)
6. Nang mag-rotate ako as intern sa Pediatrics ng PGH, mahal na mahal
talaga ng mga nanay ang kanilang mga anak na may sakit. Pilit nilang
tinatandaan ang mga gamot at tawag sa sakit ng kanilang anak.
Doktor: "Mrs. ano po ang mga gamot na iniinom ng anak niyo?"
Mrs 1: "Doc phenobarbiedoll po."
Doktor: "Ah baka po phenobarbital." (Gamot sa convulsion ang
phenobarbital)
Doktor: "Mrs. ano po ba ang antibiotic na iniinom ng anak ninyo?"
Mrs 2: "Doc metromanilazole po."
Doktor: "Ah baka po metronidazole." (Gamot sa amoeba ang
metronidazole)
Ang tawag sa recovery room ng PGH ay PACU (Post-Anesthesia Care Unit)
Doktor: "Mrs., tapos na po ang operasyong ng anak ninyo, punta na po
kayo sa PACU.
Mrs 3: "Eh Doc, saan po sa Paco? Sa may simbahan po ba o sa may
palengke?
Doktor: "Mrs. ano po ba ang sinabi ng dating doktor kung ano daw ang
sakit ng inyong anak?"
Mrs 4: "Eh Doc sabi po niya Tragedy of Fallot.
Doktor: "Ah baka po Tetralogy of Fallot (Isang congenital Heart
Disease ang Tetralogy of Fallot)
Biglang nagtatarang ang isang nanay at sumigaw.
Mrs. 5: "Scissors! Scissors! Nag-sciscissors ang anak ko, Doc!"
Doktor: "Nurse, diazepam please, nag-seizure ang
pasyente!
Doktor: "Mrs. ano daw po ba ang sakit ng anak ninyo?"
Mrs. 6: May ketong daw po.
In-examine ng doktor ang balat ng pasyente. Wala siyang makitang
senyales ng ketong. Tumawag pa siya ng isang dermatologist para
mag-examine nang husto. Wala talaga.
Doktor: "Mrs. sigurado po ba kayong ketong ang sakit ng
bata?"
Mrs 6: "Eh iyon po ang sabi ng doktor niya dati.
Mataas daw po ang ketong sa ihi dahil may diabetes."
Doktor: "Ah ketone po yon! (Ang positive ketone sa ihi ay senyales ng
kumplikasyon ng diabetes.)
Doktor: (Sa buntis na mrs. na nagle-labor) "Mrs. pumutok na po ba ang
panubigan mo?"
Mrs 7: "Eh Doc, wala naman po akong narinig na pagsabog. " (Hanep!)
Wednesday, March 02, 2005
Paano raw i-control ang emotion?
#1 Ang naunang magalit ang may karapatang magalit. Pag naunahan ka na
ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna.
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa. Pag hindi kayo sumagot o
pumatol, titigil din daw ang taong nakikipag- away sa inyo.
#3 Ang taong galit, 'bingi.' If someone is angry, wala raw
pinakikinggan, so, don't try to explain and fight back. Hindi ka niya iintindihin
dahil wala siyang naririnig kundi ang sarili nya.
#4 Ang taong galit, 'abnoy.' Ayon sa pastor, Biblical daw ito?
because the Lord said&nbs! p; when He was crucified, "Father, patawarin mo sila
dahil hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa." Modern term for these kinds
of people are abnoys, so you better not get angry para huwag kang matawag
na abnoy.
You should also know and realize that the persons who make your day
bad are jewel, because you need them for you to mature. Hangga't andyan
daw sila at kinaiinisan mo, ibig sabihin, immature ka pa. God will not
take away those people; it's for you to take away your bad feelings towards
them. You'll know na mature ka na pag dumating 'yung time na
hindi ka na naiinis sa mga taong ito because you have learned to accept
them and to have patience with them.
#5 Finally, the best part of this is to tell yourself na, because of
this person, "I will grow mature," at DAHIL SA CONTRIBUTION NIYA
SA MATURITY MO, KUKUNIN DIN SYA NI LORD.
ng galit niya, tumahimik ka na lang muna.
#2 Walang taong nag-aaway mag-isa. Pag hindi kayo sumagot o
pumatol, titigil din daw ang taong nakikipag- away sa inyo.
#3 Ang taong galit, 'bingi.' If someone is angry, wala raw
pinakikinggan, so, don't try to explain and fight back. Hindi ka niya iintindihin
dahil wala siyang naririnig kundi ang sarili nya.
#4 Ang taong galit, 'abnoy.' Ayon sa pastor, Biblical daw ito?
because the Lord said&nbs! p; when He was crucified, "Father, patawarin mo sila
dahil hindi nila alam ang kanilang ginagawa." Modern term for these kinds
of people are abnoys, so you better not get angry para huwag kang matawag
na abnoy.
You should also know and realize that the persons who make your day
bad are jewel, because you need them for you to mature. Hangga't andyan
daw sila at kinaiinisan mo, ibig sabihin, immature ka pa. God will not
take away those people; it's for you to take away your bad feelings towards
them. You'll know na mature ka na pag dumating 'yung time na
hindi ka na naiinis sa mga taong ito because you have learned to accept
them and to have patience with them.
#5 Finally, the best part of this is to tell yourself na, because of
this person, "I will grow mature," at DAHIL SA CONTRIBUTION NIYA
SA MATURITY MO, KUKUNIN DIN SYA NI LORD.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Si Lord talaga alam kung kelan ako babatukan sa ulo
Message: Si Lord talaga alam kung kelan ako babatukan sa ulo. Here He is again trying to get my attention.
Hello! "...busy ka? naku mukha nga... tagal na natin di nagkikita...
tagal mo na ako di dinadalaw... alam mo miss na kita... o sino yang
nagtext sa iyo?... buti pa sa kanya nakapagreply ka agad... napansin ko ang dami mong ginagawa talaga.. ang dami mo ring things to do diyan sa planner mo ah!
* mapangarap ka talaga noh?... ang dami mong <><> plano** .. nakakatuwa
naman na malaman yan. kasama ba ako sa <><> plano** mo? ano? naku di ka
agad makasagot... sige okay lang alam ko naman kung ano talaga sagot
mo...*
nakita kita nung Friday, aga mo umalis sa office. alam mo ba, ang akala
ko pupuntahan mo ako. ooppss! hindi pala! TGIF (THANK God its Friday)
pala kayo ng mga friends mo. umaga ka na nakauwi ah? naghintay ako
sa'yo. pagpasok mo sa kuwarto mo, di mo ako napansin... haaay! kawawa
ka
naman siguradong kinabukasan masakit ang ulo mo, tanghali ka na
gigising... Ang dami mong lakad, naghihintay ako na tayo naman ang
maging magkasama kaya lang sa dami ng schedules mo sa trabaho at sa labas ng office parang malabo.
O sige na, balik ka na sa work mo. i might be eating too much of your
time maging dahilan pa ako para masira ang plano mo sa araw na ito...
gusto ko lang sabihin sa'yo na nandito lang ako kapag kailangan mo
ako...pag hindi ka na busy. totoo yon! walang biro! ayaw mong maniwala?
Ganon kita kamahal kasi! ayaw mo pa ring maniwala? Haaay! remember
this,
kahit singit lang ako lagi sa buhay mo, kahit biglaan mo lang na
natatawag ako dahil nagulat ka, nasaktan ka, nauntog ka o dahil part
ang
pangalan ko nung binabasa mo sa text, you will be in my heart always...
trial after trial isipin mo kasama mo ako na lumalakad, hindi man sa
buhangin, kasama mo pa rin ako... sa lahat plano mo , kahit hindi mo
ako
kasama perfecting it... para mas maging masaya ka... minsan tayo naman
ang mag-usap ha? minsan ako naman ang dalawin mo...
miss na talaga kita eh...
sa akin hindi ka singit lang..." JESUS
Paki forward ha para naman malaman ng iba kung gaano ako kapanabik sa
kanila... pero paki tanggal yung name ng nag- forward sayo...
I KNOW YOU WILL RESPOND!
What if God couldn't take the time to bless us today because we
couldn't
take the time to thank Him yesterday?
What if God decided to stop leading us tomorrow because we didn't
follow
Him today?
What if we never saw another flower bloom because we grumbled when God
sent the Rain?
What if God didn't walk with us today because we failed to recognize it as His day?
What if, God took away the Bible tomorrow because we would not read it
today?
What if, God took away His message because we failed to listen to the
messenger?
THINK ABOUT THIS ONE........
What if, God didn't send His only begotten Son because He wanted us to be prepared to pay the price for sin.
What if, the door of the church was closed because we did not open the
door of our heart?
What if, God stopped loving and caring for us because we failed to love and care for others?
What if, God would not hear us today because we would not listen to
Him?
What if, God answered our prayers the way we answer His call to
service?
What if, God met our needs the way we give Him our lives???
What if, We failed to send this message on??
Hello! "...busy ka? naku mukha nga... tagal na natin di nagkikita...
tagal mo na ako di dinadalaw... alam mo miss na kita... o sino yang
nagtext sa iyo?... buti pa sa kanya nakapagreply ka agad... napansin ko ang dami mong ginagawa talaga.. ang dami mo ring things to do diyan sa planner mo ah!
* mapangarap ka talaga noh?... ang dami mong <><> plano** .. nakakatuwa
naman na malaman yan. kasama ba ako sa <><> plano** mo? ano? naku di ka
agad makasagot... sige okay lang alam ko naman kung ano talaga sagot
mo...*
nakita kita nung Friday, aga mo umalis sa office. alam mo ba, ang akala
ko pupuntahan mo ako. ooppss! hindi pala! TGIF (THANK God its Friday)
pala kayo ng mga friends mo. umaga ka na nakauwi ah? naghintay ako
sa'yo. pagpasok mo sa kuwarto mo, di mo ako napansin... haaay! kawawa
ka
naman siguradong kinabukasan masakit ang ulo mo, tanghali ka na
gigising... Ang dami mong lakad, naghihintay ako na tayo naman ang
maging magkasama kaya lang sa dami ng schedules mo sa trabaho at sa labas ng office parang malabo.
O sige na, balik ka na sa work mo. i might be eating too much of your
time maging dahilan pa ako para masira ang plano mo sa araw na ito...
gusto ko lang sabihin sa'yo na nandito lang ako kapag kailangan mo
ako...pag hindi ka na busy. totoo yon! walang biro! ayaw mong maniwala?
Ganon kita kamahal kasi! ayaw mo pa ring maniwala? Haaay! remember
this,
kahit singit lang ako lagi sa buhay mo, kahit biglaan mo lang na
natatawag ako dahil nagulat ka, nasaktan ka, nauntog ka o dahil part
ang
pangalan ko nung binabasa mo sa text, you will be in my heart always...
trial after trial isipin mo kasama mo ako na lumalakad, hindi man sa
buhangin, kasama mo pa rin ako... sa lahat plano mo , kahit hindi mo
ako
kasama perfecting it... para mas maging masaya ka... minsan tayo naman
ang mag-usap ha? minsan ako naman ang dalawin mo...
miss na talaga kita eh...
sa akin hindi ka singit lang..." JESUS
Paki forward ha para naman malaman ng iba kung gaano ako kapanabik sa
kanila... pero paki tanggal yung name ng nag- forward sayo...
I KNOW YOU WILL RESPOND!
What if God couldn't take the time to bless us today because we
couldn't
take the time to thank Him yesterday?
What if God decided to stop leading us tomorrow because we didn't
follow
Him today?
What if we never saw another flower bloom because we grumbled when God
sent the Rain?
What if God didn't walk with us today because we failed to recognize it as His day?
What if, God took away the Bible tomorrow because we would not read it
today?
What if, God took away His message because we failed to listen to the
messenger?
THINK ABOUT THIS ONE........
What if, God didn't send His only begotten Son because He wanted us to be prepared to pay the price for sin.
What if, the door of the church was closed because we did not open the
door of our heart?
What if, God stopped loving and caring for us because we failed to love and care for others?
What if, God would not hear us today because we would not listen to
Him?
What if, God answered our prayers the way we answer His call to
service?
What if, God met our needs the way we give Him our lives???
What if, We failed to send this message on??
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